Yellow Watermelon

I was sitting in the living room watching Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares when my sister screeched at me to come to the kitchen and wanted me to look at the "I thought it was a watermelon!" on the counter.

Yes, darlin', it is in fact watermelon. Just... yellow watermelon. (I had to look it up on Wikipedia just to prove it wasn't some strange fruit they'd bought by mistake.)

It smells and tastes pretty much the same as any regular watermelon. In terms of sweetness, it reminds me a lot of Dulcinea watermelon, just... yellow.